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HOUSES OF CARDS
Silver medal winner
Independent Publishers Book Awards
The story of a family who tried to get rich quick in real estate and their hilarious misadventures.
Have you ever watched a real estate investment TV infomercial and wondered if...
Read HOUSES OF CARDS first.
In 1995, in the crumbling rust belt city of Akron, Ohio, Jennifer and Tim are under the influence of "The Art of the Deal" by Donald Trump. They buy their first house for $6,500——charged to their credit cards. Spanning eight years and twelve house renovations the family learns the high cost of pursuing their dream.
They encounter outrageous tenants, unimaginable filth and emergency room visits.
Warning: This novel contains profanity, sex, laughter and tears.
Award Winning Author
Cup of Comfort for Mothers and Daughters page 246 The Shoebox
Not Your Mother's Book...on Being a Stupid Kid page 7 Wile E. Coyote and Me
Not Your Mother's Book...on Being a Mom page 249 A Bucketful
Not Your Mother's Book...on Travel page 78 High Stakes on the High Seas
You'll find Pamela's short stories in these anthologies.
NO MOO FOR YOU
DAIRY-FREE AT LAST
Good God almighty dairy-free at last! Well that's not exactly how the quote goes, but that's how you'll feel when you finally break the dairy habit.
Whether you are making the change to your diet due to intolerance, allergy or combating inflammation, this book is a guide to living dairy-free without felling deprived.
Dairy-free coconut cream pie? You bet! This recipe and many others are here in this full color 8 x 10 soft cover book.
No Moo For You also has valuable information on self diagnosis and shopping tips.
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NOT YOUR MOTHER'S BOOK...on SEX
NOT YOUR MOTHER'S BOOK...
ON HOME IMPROVEMENT
Co-Creator Pamela Frost
Each title in the Not Your Mother's Book series contains real-life stories dedicated to a unique theme, drawn from the passion and experience of dozens of writers in a whimsical and entertaining mix of irreverence and humor.
Founded by former coauthors and editors of the Chicken Soup for the Soul series, Ken and Dahlynn McKowen. A collection of short stories from people all over the world. These stories are funny, daring, different, and smart.
Building a better home is as American as baseball or apple pie. These true and funny stories are by homeowners, both young and old, who have tried their hands at home repairs and remodeling—with mixed results. From cleaning out clogged toilets to crashing walls and breaking pipes, their crazy attempts will elicit both empathy and laughter.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
~~ Mae West
SEX! SEX! SEX and MORE SEX!
That’s what I’m talking about.
It’s said that food, clothing and shelter are the necessities of life. Really? Without sex, we wouldn’t even be here. It’s a biological fact. The sex drive is strong for a reason---the species must continue at all costs.
When it comes to life’s necessities, for me, sex is number one, followed closely by a sense of humor. In my humble opinion, life without sex and laughter would not be worth living. And chocolate. Where’s my chocolate? But I digress.
So I ask you, what would be better than a book that takes a peek under the covers and behind closed doors to shine a light on the comical antics of those lovable humans and their sexual encounters? Nothing would be better. I mean, you can’t be having sex all the time. So fill that time between orgasms with laughter and a good book—this book.
So read on, and if this book doesn’t make you laugh, you might want to see a doctor about that stick up your ass.
Life is full of so many options, who could choose just one?